Thirsty Suitors
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.

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About
Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY. Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one. Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off… Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes. As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes. Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.
System Requirements
Windows
Minimum Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 / 11 Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD Phenom II X4 965 Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, 2 GB or AMD Radeon HD 6950, 2 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
Recommended Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 / 11 Processor: Intel Core i5-3470 or AMD FX-8350 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A750, 8 GB
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Thirsty Suitors
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| U.S. Dollar | US | $29.99 | 29.99 USD | base | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 579₴ | 12.94 USD * | -56.86% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 239 000 | 13.37 USD * | -55.41% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $13.99 USD | 13.99 USD | -53.35% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $13.99 USD | 13.99 USD | -53.35% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $13.99 USD | 13.99 USD | -53.35% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 1,349 | 14.14 USD * | -52.86% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 375.000₫ | 14.41 USD * | -51.94% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 98.00 | 14.42 USD * | -51.91% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $14.99 USD | 14.99 USD | -50.02% | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 1269 руб. | 15.33 USD * | -48.88% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P939.00 | 15.33 USD * | -48.88% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 524 | 16.27 USD * | -45.74% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 7 999₸ | 17.20 USD * | -42.66% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 15.800 | 17.29 USD * | -42.34% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 89,99 | 17.37 USD * | -42.08% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿599.00 | 18.11 USD * | -39.62% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM74.00 | 18.11 USD * | -39.61% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 299.00 | 18.53 USD * | -38.23% | 0% |
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| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 344.00 | 20.16 USD * | -32.77% | 0% |
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| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 178.00 | 22.68 USD * | -24.37% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 89,99 zł | 24.12 USD * | -19.58% | 0% |
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| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 38.99 | 27.98 USD * | -6.70% | 0% |
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Thirsty Suitors - Soundtrack Edition
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| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 682₴ | 15.24 USD * | -55.42% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 278 099 | 15.56 USD * | -54.48% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 1,546 | 16.20 USD * | -52.60% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $16.45 USD | 16.45 USD | -51.87% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 436.500₫ | 16.78 USD * | -50.91% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $16.90 USD | 16.90 USD | -50.56% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $16.90 USD | 16.90 USD | -50.56% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 118.80 | 17.48 USD * | -48.85% | 0% |
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| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 633 | 19.66 USD * | -42.49% | 0% |
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| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 103,48 | 19.98 USD * | -41.56% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 18.270 | 20.00 USD * | -41.50% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿682.20 | 20.62 USD * | -39.67% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM86.40 | 21.15 USD * | -38.13% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 345.60 | 21.41 USD * | -37.35% | 0% |
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| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.78.75 | 23.36 USD * | -31.65% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 90.89 AED | 24.75 USD * | -27.59% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U1.006 | 25.01 USD * | -26.83% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 81.450 | 26.01 USD * | -23.92% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 4,140 | 26.04 USD * | -23.83% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$33.30 | 26.04 USD * | -23.81% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 207.00 | 26.38 USD * | -22.83% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 37,800 | 26.67 USD * | -21.98% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 109,78 zł | 29.42 USD * | -13.92% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 51.82 | 30.37 USD * | -11.13% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 44.62 | 32.02 USD * | -6.32% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡15.030 | 33.11 USD * | -3.14% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 331,20 kr | 34.90 USD * | +2.11% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 51.24 | 36.34 USD * | +6.33% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £27.34 | 37.06 USD * | +8.43% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 32,38€ | 37.27 USD * | +9.03% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 31.49 | 38.75 USD * | +13.36% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪125.94 | 42.21 USD * | +23.50% | 0% |
Call Your Mom, It's the End of the World
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| U.S. Dollar | US | $65.21 | 65.21 USD | base | 8% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $27.28 USD | 27.28 USD | -58.17% | 8% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 198.00 | 29.14 USD * | -55.32% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 1 315₴ | 29.38 USD * | -54.94% | 9% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 536 697 | 30.03 USD * | -53.95% | 8% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 2508,75 руб. | 30.31 USD * | -53.52% | 8% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 2,900 | 30.39 USD * | -53.40% | 100% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 840.000₫ | 32.29 USD * | -50.49% | 9% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $32.44 USD | 32.44 USD | -50.25% | 9% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $32.44 USD | 32.44 USD | -50.25% | 9% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P2,027.25 | 33.10 USD * | -49.24% | 8% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $33.20 USD | 33.20 USD | -49.09% | 9% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 1,107 | 34.38 USD * | -47.28% | 8% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 17 114₸ | 36.79 USD * | -43.58% | 8% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 34.425 | 37.68 USD * | -42.22% | 8% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 141.75 SR | 37.80 USD * | -42.03% | 8% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 196,46 | 37.92 USD * | -41.84% | 8% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 11.81 KD | 38.28 USD * | -41.29% | 8% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 618.75 | 38.34 USD * | -41.21% | 8% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM160.42 | 39.26 USD * | -39.79% | 8% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿1,308.00 | 39.54 USD * | -39.37% | 8% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 146.89 QR | 40.35 USD * | -38.12% | 8% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.142.34 | 42.22 USD * | -35.25% | |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 746.07 | 43.73 USD * | -32.94% | 8% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 170.84 AED | 46.52 USD * | -28.66% | 9% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$59.69 | 46.68 USD * | -28.41% | 9% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 7,522 | 47.31 USD * | -27.46% | 100% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U1.925 | 47.85 USD * | -26.62% | 9% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 154.500 | 49.33 USD * | -24.35% | 8% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 70,040 | 49.41 USD * | -24.23% | 8% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 401.25 | 51.13 USD * | -21.59% | 9% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 95.96 | 56.25 USD * | -13.74% | 8% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 82.91 | 59.50 USD * | -8.76% | 9% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡27.600 | 60.79 USD * | -6.77% | 8% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 96.81 | 68.67 USD * | +5.30% | 8% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 265,61 zł | 71.18 USD * | +9.16% | 9% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 687,00 kr | 72.39 USD * | +11.02% | 9% |
| Euro | DE | 63,12€ | 72.65 USD * | +11.41% | 8% |
| British Pound | GB | £53.86 | 73.01 USD * | +11.96% | 9% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪241.69 | 81.01 USD * | +24.22% | 8% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 67.84 | 83.47 USD * | +28.00% | 9% |
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| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 871₴ | 19.46 USD * | -56.73% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 367 200 | 20.55 USD * | -54.32% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $21.13 USD | 21.13 USD | -53.02% | 0% |
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| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 562.500₫ | 21.62 USD * | -51.93% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 149.40 | 21.99 USD * | -51.12% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $22.48 USD | 22.48 USD | -50.02% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P1,407.60 | 22.98 USD * | -48.91% | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 1906,20 руб. | 23.03 USD * | -48.80% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 786 | 24.41 USD * | -45.73% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 23.670 | 25.91 USD * | -42.41% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 134,98 | 26.06 USD * | -42.07% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 12 149₸ | 26.12 USD * | -41.93% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM110.70 | 27.09 USD * | -39.76% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿898.20 | 27.15 USD * | -39.64% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 448.20 | 27.77 USD * | -38.26% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 105.28 SR | 28.07 USD * | -37.58% | 0% |
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| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$41.85 | 32.73 USD * | -27.24% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 5,220 | 32.83 USD * | -27.02% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 105.750 | 33.76 USD * | -24.93% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 266.40 | 33.95 USD * | -24.53% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 48,150 | 33.97 USD * | -24.48% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 134,98 zł | 36.17 USD * | -19.58% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 67.48 | 39.55 USD * | -12.06% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 58.48 | 41.97 USD * | -6.70% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡19.170 | 42.23 USD * | -6.12% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 425,70 kr | 44.86 USD * | -0.27% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 67.04 | 47.55 USD * | +5.72% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £35.98 | 48.77 USD * | +8.43% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 42,73€ | 49.18 USD * | +9.34% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 40.48 | 49.81 USD * | +10.73% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪166.48 | 55.80 USD * | +24.05% | 0% |