Genital Jousting
Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.

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About
Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges. Story Mode Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do. Key Features Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world. Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up. Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!
System Requirements
Windows
Minimum Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 or later Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster Memory: 4 GB RAM Storage: 500 MB available space Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
macOS
Minimum Minimum: OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or later Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster Memory: 4 GB RAM Storage: 500 MB available space Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
Genital Jousting
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $6.99 | 6.99 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 280 руб. | 3.38 USD * | -51.61% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 345 | 3.62 USD * | -48.28% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 65 000 | 3.64 USD * | -47.97% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 163₴ | 3.64 USD * | -47.90% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P239.95 | 3.92 USD * | -43.95% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 102.000₫ | 3.92 USD * | -43.91% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $3.99 USD | 3.99 USD | -42.92% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $3.99 USD | 3.99 USD | -42.92% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $3.99 USD | 3.99 USD | -42.92% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 29.00 | 4.27 USD * | -38.94% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 138 | 4.29 USD * | -38.69% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 16.50 SR | 4.40 USD * | -37.05% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 72.00 | 4.46 USD * | -36.18% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 2 100₸ | 4.51 USD * | -35.41% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 23,50 | 4.54 USD * | -35.10% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 4.200 | 4.60 USD * | -34.24% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿155.00 | 4.69 USD * | -32.97% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $4.69 USD | 4.69 USD | -32.90% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 1.45 KD | 4.70 USD * | -32.76% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM19.50 | 4.77 USD * | -31.72% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 17.99 QR | 4.94 USD * | -29.29% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 800 | 5.03 USD * | -28.02% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.17.00 | 5.04 USD * | -27.85% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 88.99 | 5.22 USD * | -25.38% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U220 | 5.47 USD * | -21.76% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 7,800 | 5.50 USD * | -21.28% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 21.00 AED | 5.72 USD * | -18.19% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 46.00 | 5.86 USD * | -16.14% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$7.50 | 5.87 USD * | -16.09% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 18.500 | 5.91 USD * | -15.50% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 10.49 | 6.15 USD * | -12.03% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 8.99 | 6.45 USD * | -7.70% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡3.300 | 7.27 USD * | +3.99% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 10.25 | 7.27 USD * | +4.01% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 6,89€ | 7.93 USD * | +13.45% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £5.89 | 7.98 USD * | +14.22% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 78,00 kr | 8.22 USD * | +17.59% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 31,99 zł | 8.57 USD * | +22.65% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪25.95 | 8.70 USD * | +24.43% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 7.75 | 9.54 USD * | +36.42% | 0% |
Genital Jousting x Bang on Balls
Composition 2 items · standalone $15.74 · bundle $14.16 · saves $1.58
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $14.16 | 14.16 USD | base | 51% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 656 | 6.87 USD * | -51.45% | 50% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 309₴ | 6.90 USD * | -51.24% | 49% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 123 705 | 6.92 USD * | -51.12% | 49% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 193.000₫ | 7.42 USD * | -47.61% | 49% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P456.92 | 7.46 USD * | -47.32% | 49% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 253 | 7.86 USD * | -44.51% | 49% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 55.08 | 8.11 USD * | -42.76% | 49% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 31.07 SR | 8.29 USD * | -41.49% | 49% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 3 906₸ | 8.40 USD * | -40.69% | 49% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 137.25 | 8.50 USD * | -39.94% | 50% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 2.64 KD | 8.56 USD * | -39.56% | 49% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 7.875 | 8.62 USD * | -39.13% | 49% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿295.42 | 8.93 USD * | -36.93% | 50% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $8.94 USD | 8.94 USD | -36.86% | 53% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $8.94 USD | 8.94 USD | -36.86% | 53% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $8.94 USD | 8.94 USD | -36.86% | 53% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM36.76 | 9.00 USD * | -36.46% | 49% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 33.51 QR | 9.21 USD * | -34.99% | 49% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.31.99 | 9.49 USD * | -32.98% | |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 50,76 | 9.80 USD * | -30.80% | 52% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $10.20 USD | 10.20 USD | -27.97% | 52% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 882 руб. | 10.65 USD * | -24.75% | 57% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$13.68 | 10.70 USD * | -24.45% | 48% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U431 | 10.71 USD * | -24.33% | 50% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 39.69 AED | 10.81 USD * | -23.68% | 49% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 1,728 | 10.87 USD * | -23.25% | 52% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 35.172 | 11.23 USD * | -20.69% | 49% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 90.54 | 11.54 USD * | -18.52% | 50% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 206.09 | 12.08 USD * | -14.69% | 53% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 17,250 | 12.17 USD * | -14.06% | 52% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 20.78 | 12.18 USD * | -13.98% | 50% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 18.32 | 13.15 USD * | -7.15% | 51% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡6.275 | 13.82 USD * | -2.39% | 49% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 20.71 | 14.69 USD * | +3.74% | 51% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 58,68 zł | 15.73 USD * | +11.06% | 49% |
| British Pound | GB | £11.91 | 16.14 USD * | +14.02% | 51% |
| Euro | DE | 14,07€ | 16.19 USD * | +14.36% | 51% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 158,40 kr | 16.69 USD * | +17.88% | 51% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪52.63 | 17.64 USD * | +24.57% | 51% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 15.79 | 19.43 USD * | +37.21% | 51% |
Definitive Free Lives
Composition 8 items · standalone $106.92 · bundle $96.22 · saves $10.70
| # | Item | AppID | PackageID | standalone | Bundle price |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SIDE EFFECTS | 3799100 | 1336253 | $4.99 | $4.49 |
| 2 | Anger Foot | 1978590 | 714327 | $19.99 | $17.99 |
| 3 | Broforce | 274190 | 37091 | $14.99 | $13.49 |
| 4 | Stick It to the Stickman | 2085540 | 745257 | $6.99 | $6.29 |
| 5 | Genital Jousting | 469820 | 134418 | $6.99 | $6.29 |
| 6 | App 578620 | 578620 | 147785 | $19.99 | $17.99 |
| 7 | App 1593030 | 1593030 | 563998 | $24.99 | $22.49 |
| 8 | App 2657480 | 2657480 | 952293 | $7.99 | $7.19 |
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $96.22 | 96.22 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 3554,10 руб. | 42.93 USD * | -55.38% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 4,400 | 46.11 USD * | -52.08% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 2 075₴ | 46.36 USD * | -51.81% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 829 345 | 46.40 USD * | -51.77% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $48.07 USD | 48.07 USD | -50.04% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P3,068.80 | 50.10 USD * | -47.93% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $51.22 USD | 51.22 USD | -46.77% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $51.22 USD | 51.22 USD | -46.77% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 1.366.000₫ | 52.50 USD * | -45.43% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 369.90 | 54.44 USD * | -43.43% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 1,756 | 54.53 USD * | -43.32% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 206.83 SR | 55.15 USD * | -42.68% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 26 010₸ | 55.92 USD * | -41.88% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 920.70 | 57.05 USD * | -40.71% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 52.560 | 57.52 USD * | -40.22% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 298,29 | 57.58 USD * | -40.16% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $59.32 USD | 59.32 USD | -38.35% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM245.01 | 59.97 USD * | -37.68% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿2,041.20 | 61.70 USD * | -35.87% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 234.82 QR | 64.51 USD * | -32.95% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 19.91 KD | 64.54 USD * | -32.92% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.229.05 | 67.95 USD * | -29.38% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 10,980 | 69.05 USD * | -28.23% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$92.46 | 72.31 USD * | -24.85% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 1,239.68 | 72.66 USD * | -24.48% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U2.961 | 73.61 USD * | -23.50% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 104,940 | 74.03 USD * | -23.06% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 273.60 AED | 74.50 USD * | -22.57% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 610.20 | 77.76 USD * | -19.19% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 246.600 | 78.74 USD * | -18.17% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 140.50 | 82.36 USD * | -14.41% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 125.47 | 90.04 USD * | -6.42% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡44.325 | 97.63 USD * | +1.47% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 142.60 | 101.15 USD * | +5.12% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 95,33€ | 109.72 USD * | +14.03% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £81.33 | 110.25 USD * | +14.58% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 1.066,94 kr | 112.43 USD * | +16.85% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 433,72 zł | 116.24 USD * | +20.80% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪357.04 | 119.67 USD * | +24.37% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 106.85 | 131.47 USD * | +36.64% | 0% |
Genital Jousting x Sex with Friends
Composition 2 items · standalone $11.98 · bundle $10.78 · saves $1.20
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $10.78 | 10.78 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 31,99€ | 0.39 USD * | -96.42% | 20% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | 31,99€ | 4.71 USD * | -56.33% | 20% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 535 | 5.61 USD * | -47.99% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 101 249 | 5.67 USD * | -47.45% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 259₴ | 5.79 USD * | -46.32% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 158.000₫ | 6.07 USD * | -43.66% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P373.40 | 6.10 USD * | -43.45% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $6.28 USD | 6.28 USD | -41.74% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $6.28 USD | 6.28 USD | -41.74% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $6.28 USD | 6.28 USD | -41.74% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 216 | 6.71 USD * | -37.77% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 111.60 | 6.91 USD * | -35.86% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 3 240₸ | 6.97 USD * | -35.38% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 36,44 | 7.03 USD * | -34.75% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 6.480 | 7.09 USD * | -34.21% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $7.18 USD | 7.18 USD | -33.40% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿243.00 | 7.35 USD * | -31.86% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM30.14 | 7.38 USD * | -31.57% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 2.29 KD | 7.42 USD * | -31.14% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 27.88 QR | 7.66 USD * | -28.95% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.26.10 | 7.74 USD * | -28.18% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 1,242 | 7.81 USD * | -27.54% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 138.13 | 8.10 USD * | -24.89% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U341 | 8.48 USD * | -21.36% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 12,060 | 8.51 USD * | -21.08% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 31,99€ | 8.53 USD * | -20.87% | 20% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 32.40 AED | 8.82 USD * | -18.16% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$11.47 | 8.97 USD * | -16.79% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 71.10 | 9.06 USD * | -15.95% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 28.800 | 9.20 USD * | -14.70% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 16.09 | 9.43 USD * | -12.51% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 13.93 | 10.00 USD * | -7.27% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡5.130 | 11.30 USD * | +4.82% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 15.97 | 11.33 USD * | +5.08% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 120,14 kr | 12.66 USD * | +17.44% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 49,48 zł | 13.26 USD * | +23.01% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪40.00 | 13.41 USD * | +24.37% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 11.91 | 14.65 USD * | +35.94% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 31,99€ | 36.82 USD * | +241.55% | 20% |
The Crush House x Genital Jousting x KarmaZoo
Composition 3 items · standalone $33.97 · bundle $30.57 · saves $3.40
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $30.57 | 30.57 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 1156,50 руб. | 13.97 USD * | -54.30% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 673₴ | 15.04 USD * | -50.81% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 1,435 | 15.04 USD * | -50.81% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 271 798 | 15.21 USD * | -50.25% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $15.27 USD | 15.27 USD | -50.05% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 423.500₫ | 16.28 USD * | -46.75% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P1,002.55 | 16.37 USD * | -46.46% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $16.89 USD | 16.89 USD | -44.75% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $16.89 USD | 16.89 USD | -44.75% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 552 | 17.14 USD * | -43.92% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 119.70 | 17.62 USD * | -42.38% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 67.93 SR | 18.11 USD * | -40.74% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 8 550₸ | 18.38 USD * | -39.87% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $18.42 USD | 18.42 USD | -39.74% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 298.80 | 18.51 USD * | -39.44% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 5.75 KD | 18.64 USD * | -39.03% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 17.235 | 18.86 USD * | -38.30% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 98,53 | 19.02 USD * | -37.78% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM80.31 | 19.66 USD * | -35.70% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿651.60 | 19.70 USD * | -35.57% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 72.87 QR | 20.02 USD * | -34.51% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.69.75 | 20.69 USD * | -32.32% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 370.77 | 21.73 USD * | -28.91% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 3,510 | 22.07 USD * | -27.79% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U936 | 23.27 USD * | -23.89% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 85.50 AED | 23.28 USD * | -23.84% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$30.15 | 23.58 USD * | -22.87% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 33,570 | 23.68 USD * | -22.53% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 77.400 | 24.71 USD * | -19.16% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 198.00 | 25.23 USD * | -17.46% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 45.20 | 26.49 USD * | -13.33% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 39.57 | 28.40 USD * | -7.11% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡13.770 | 30.33 USD * | -0.78% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 44.76 | 31.75 USD * | +3.85% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 30,26€ | 34.83 USD * | +13.93% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £26.44 | 35.84 USD * | +17.24% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 340,20 kr | 35.85 USD * | +17.27% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 134,97 zł | 36.17 USD * | +18.32% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪113.25 | 37.96 USD * | +24.17% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 33.95 | 41.77 USD * | +36.65% | 0% |