Just Die Already
Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are old and angry and you've just been kicked out of your retirement home. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

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About
Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already? To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little? KEY FEATURES BE OLD, BE BOLD You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents. BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything. DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it? ONE MISSION: RETIRE! Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect se...
System Requirements
Windows
Minimum Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 8 or higher Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X DirectX: Version 11 Network: Broadband Internet connection Storage: 2.5 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation
Recommended Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 9400f @2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 760 / AMD Radeon R9 270X DirectX: Version 11 Network: Broadband Internet connection Storage: 2.5 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation
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Just Die Already
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $14.99 | 14.99 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 360 руб. | 4.35 USD * | -70.99% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 459 | 4.81 USD * | -67.91% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 229₴ | 5.12 USD * | -65.86% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 2 400₸ | 5.16 USD * | -65.58% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 95 999 | 5.37 USD * | -64.17% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 28,99 | 5.60 USD * | -62.67% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 165.000₫ | 6.34 USD * | -57.69% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P389.95 | 6.37 USD * | -57.53% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 105.00 | 6.51 USD * | -56.60% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $6.99 USD | 6.99 USD | -53.37% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 6.400 | 7.00 USD * | -53.27% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿239.00 | 7.22 USD * | -51.80% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 50.00 | 7.36 USD * | -50.91% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM32.00 | 7.83 USD * | -47.75% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 25.000 | 7.98 USD * | -46.75% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 29.95 SR | 7.99 USD * | -46.72% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $7.99 USD | 7.99 USD | -46.70% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $7.99 USD | 7.99 USD | -46.70% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U329 | 8.18 USD * | -45.44% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 268 | 8.32 USD * | -44.48% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $8.49 USD | 8.49 USD | -43.36% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 2.80 KD | 9.08 USD * | -39.45% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 154.99 | 9.08 USD * | -39.39% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.31.00 | 9.20 USD * | -38.65% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 33.99 QR | 9.34 USD * | -37.71% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 1,520 | 9.56 USD * | -36.23% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 76.00 | 9.68 USD * | -35.39% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 18.49 | 10.84 USD * | -27.70% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 103,00 kr | 10.85 USD * | -27.59% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 15,500 | 10.93 USD * | -27.05% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$14.50 | 11.34 USD * | -24.35% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 42.00 AED | 11.44 USD * | -23.71% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 17.49 | 12.55 USD * | -16.27% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 19.95 | 14.15 USD * | -5.60% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡6.500 | 14.32 USD * | -4.49% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 53,99 zł | 14.47 USD * | -3.47% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 13,99€ | 16.10 USD * | +7.42% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £11.99 | 16.25 USD * | +8.43% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪55.95 | 18.75 USD * | +25.10% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 15.50 | 19.07 USD * | +27.23% | 0% |
Just Park Already Bundle
Composition 2 items · standalone $34.98 · bundle $31.48 · saves $3.50
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $31.48 | 31.48 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 963 руб. | 11.63 USD * | -63.05% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 1,205 | 12.63 USD * | -59.89% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 579₴ | 12.94 USD * | -58.90% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 235 798 | 13.19 USD * | -58.09% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $13.66 USD | 13.66 USD | -56.61% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 382.500₫ | 14.70 USD * | -53.30% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 6 840₸ | 14.71 USD * | -53.29% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P904.45 | 14.77 USD * | -53.09% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 80,08 | 15.46 USD * | -50.89% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 261.00 | 16.17 USD * | -48.63% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $16.63 USD | 16.63 USD | -47.17% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $16.63 USD | 16.63 USD | -47.17% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 536 | 16.65 USD * | -47.12% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 15.210 | 16.65 USD * | -47.12% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 113.40 | 16.69 USD * | -46.99% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 63.80 SR | 17.01 USD * | -45.96% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $17.08 USD | 17.08 USD | -45.74% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿575.10 | 17.38 USD * | -44.77% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM72.90 | 17.84 USD * | -43.32% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 5.53 KD | 17.93 USD * | -43.06% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 70.18 QR | 19.28 USD * | -38.75% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.66.60 | 19.76 USD * | -37.24% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 344.68 | 20.20 USD * | -35.82% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U831 | 20.66 USD * | -34.38% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 65.250 | 20.83 USD * | -33.82% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 3,438 | 21.62 USD * | -31.32% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 180.90 | 23.05 USD * | -26.77% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$29.70 | 23.23 USD * | -26.22% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 85.50 AED | 23.28 USD * | -26.04% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 33,300 | 23.49 USD * | -25.37% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 42.73 | 25.05 USD * | -20.44% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 39.13 | 28.08 USD * | -10.80% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡13.500 | 29.74 USD * | -5.54% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 290,70 kr | 30.63 USD * | -2.69% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 44.50 | 31.56 USD * | +0.27% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 30,14€ | 34.69 USD * | +10.20% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £25.86 | 35.05 USD * | +11.36% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 131,38 zł | 35.21 USD * | +11.85% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪116.90 | 39.18 USD * | +24.46% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 33.74 | 41.51 USD * | +31.88% | 0% |
4-Player Mayhem Bundle
Composition 3 items · standalone $59.97 · bundle $44.97 · saves $15.00
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $44.97 | 44.97 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 1256,25 руб. | 15.18 USD * | -66.25% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 1,566 | 16.41 USD * | -63.51% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 767₴ | 17.14 USD * | -61.89% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 308 997 | 17.29 USD * | -61.55% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $17.75 USD | 17.75 USD | -60.53% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 8 587₸ | 18.46 USD * | -58.95% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 505.000₫ | 19.41 USD * | -56.84% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P1,203.67 | 19.65 USD * | -56.30% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 105,72 | 20.41 USD * | -54.62% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 348.75 | 21.61 USD * | -51.95% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 20.325 | 22.24 USD * | -50.53% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 745 | 23.14 USD * | -48.55% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿767.25 | 23.19 USD * | -48.42% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $23.23 USD | 23.23 USD | -48.34% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $23.23 USD | 23.23 USD | -48.34% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 87.29 SR | 23.28 USD * | -48.24% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 159.00 | 23.40 USD * | -47.97% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $23.61 USD | 23.61 USD | -47.50% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM99.00 | 24.23 USD * | -46.12% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 7.80 KD | 25.28 USD * | -43.78% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.90.75 | 26.92 USD * | -40.14% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 98.22 QR | 26.98 USD * | -40.00% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 467.97 | 27.43 USD * | -39.00% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 86.100 | 27.49 USD * | -38.87% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U1.124 | 27.94 USD * | -37.87% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 4,739 | 29.80 USD * | -33.73% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 240.75 | 30.68 USD * | -31.78% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$41.24 | 32.25 USD * | -28.28% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 120.75 AED | 32.88 USD * | -26.89% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 47,240 | 33.33 USD * | -25.89% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 59.45 | 34.85 USD * | -22.51% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 51.20 | 36.74 USD * | -18.29% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 358,50 kr | 37.78 USD * | -15.99% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡19.125 | 42.13 USD * | -6.32% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 163,48 zł | 43.81 USD * | -2.57% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 62.54 | 44.36 USD * | -1.36% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 42,72€ | 49.17 USD * | +9.34% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £37.47 | 50.79 USD * | +12.95% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪167.13 | 56.02 USD * | +24.56% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 47.23 | 58.11 USD * | +29.23% | 0% |
Senior Shenanigans
Composition 2 items · standalone $29.98 · bundle $26.98 · saves $3.00
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $26.98 | 26.98 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 819 руб. | 9.89 USD * | -63.33% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 1,034 | 10.84 USD * | -59.84% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 498₴ | 11.13 USD * | -58.76% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 204 298 | 11.43 USD * | -57.63% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 5 850₸ | 12.58 USD * | -53.38% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $12.58 USD | 12.58 USD | -53.37% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 333.000₫ | 12.80 USD * | -52.56% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P787.45 | 12.86 USD * | -52.35% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 68,38 | 13.20 USD * | -51.08% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 225.00 | 13.94 USD * | -48.33% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 97.20 | 14.30 USD * | -46.98% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $14.38 USD | 14.38 USD | -46.70% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $14.38 USD | 14.38 USD | -46.70% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 13.230 | 14.48 USD * | -46.33% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 482 | 14.97 USD * | -44.52% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿498.60 | 15.07 USD * | -44.14% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 56.60 SR | 15.09 USD * | -44.06% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $15.28 USD | 15.28 USD | -43.37% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM63.45 | 15.53 USD * | -42.44% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 5.04 KD | 16.34 USD * | -39.45% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 61.18 QR | 16.81 USD * | -37.70% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.58.05 | 17.22 USD * | -36.17% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U705 | 17.53 USD * | -35.04% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 300.58 | 17.62 USD * | -34.70% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 56.250 | 17.96 USD * | -33.43% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 2,898 | 18.23 USD * | -32.45% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 153.90 | 19.61 USD * | -27.31% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 28,800 | 20.32 USD * | -24.69% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$26.10 | 20.41 USD * | -24.35% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 75.60 AED | 20.59 USD * | -23.70% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 36.43 | 21.35 USD * | -20.85% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 33.28 | 23.88 USD * | -11.48% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 241,20 kr | 25.42 USD * | -5.79% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡11.700 | 25.77 USD * | -4.48% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 37.70 | 26.74 USD * | -0.89% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 109,78 zł | 29.42 USD * | +9.05% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 25,90€ | 29.81 USD * | +10.49% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £22.30 | 30.23 USD * | +12.04% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪100.70 | 33.75 USD * | +25.10% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 29.06 | 35.76 USD * | +32.53% | 0% |
Purrrifiers: Just Die Already Chaos
Composition 2 items · standalone $27.98 · bundle $25.18 · saves $2.80
| Pricing Region | CC | Final | In Base | Diff | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. Dollar | US | $25.18 | 25.18 USD | base | 0% |
| Russian Ruble | RU | 765 руб. | 9.24 USD * | -63.30% | 0% |
| Indian Rupee | IN | ₹ 962 | 10.08 USD * | -59.96% | 0% |
| Ukrainian Hryvnia | UA | 462₴ | 10.32 USD * | -59.00% | 0% |
| Indonesian Rupiah | ID | Rp 189 898 | 10.63 USD * | -57.80% | 0% |
| Kazakhstani Tenge | KZ | 5 400₸ | 11.61 USD * | -53.89% | 0% |
| Vietnamese Dong | VN | 310.500₫ | 11.93 USD * | -52.60% | 0% |
| Philippine Peso | PH | P732.55 | 11.96 USD * | -52.50% | 0% |
| SASIAU.S. Dollar | BD | $12.13 USD | 12.13 USD | -51.83% | 0% |
| Brazilian Real | BR | R$ 63,88 | 12.33 USD * | -51.03% | 0% |
| South African Rand | ZA | R 208.80 | 12.94 USD * | -48.62% | 0% |
| Chilean Peso | CL | CLP$ 12.330 | 13.49 USD * | -46.41% | 0% |
| Chinese Yuan | CN | ¥ 91.80 | 13.51 USD * | -46.35% | 0% |
| LATAMU.S. Dollar | AR | $13.75 USD | 13.75 USD | -45.39% | 0% |
| MENAU.S. Dollar | TR | $13.75 USD | 13.75 USD | -45.39% | 0% |
| Thai Baht | TH | ฿462.60 | 13.98 USD * | -44.46% | 0% |
| Saudi Riyal | SA | 52.82 SR | 14.09 USD * | -44.06% | 0% |
| Taiwan Dollar | TW | NT$ 455 | 14.13 USD * | -43.88% | 0% |
| CISU.S. Dollar | UZ | $14.38 USD | 14.38 USD | -42.89% | 0% |
| Malaysian Ringgit | MY | RM59.40 | 14.54 USD * | -42.26% | 0% |
| Kuwaiti Dinar | KW | 4.72 KD | 15.30 USD * | -39.24% | 0% |
| Qatari Riyal | QA | 58.48 QR | 16.07 USD * | -36.20% | 0% |
| Peruvian Sol | PE | S/.54.45 | 16.15 USD * | -35.85% | 0% |
| Uruguayan Peso | UY | $U655 | 16.28 USD * | -35.34% | 0% |
| Mexican Peso | MX | Mex$ 281.68 | 16.51 USD * | -34.43% | 0% |
| Colombian Peso | CO | COL$ 52.200 | 16.67 USD * | -33.81% | 0% |
| Japanese Yen | JP | ¥ 2,718 | 17.09 USD * | -32.11% | 0% |
| Hong Kong Dollar | HK | HK$ 143.10 | 18.24 USD * | -27.58% | 0% |
| South Korean Won | KR | ₩ 27,000 | 19.05 USD * | -24.35% | 0% |
| Singapore Dollar | SG | S$24.75 | 19.36 USD * | -23.13% | 0% |
| U.A.E. Dirham | AE | 71.10 AED | 19.36 USD * | -23.11% | 0% |
| New Zealand Dollar | NZ | NZ$ 33.73 | 19.77 USD * | -21.48% | 0% |
| Canadian Dollar | CA | CDN$ 31.03 | 22.27 USD * | -11.56% | 0% |
| Norwegian Krone | NO | 223,20 kr | 23.52 USD * | -6.59% | 0% |
| Costa Rican Colon | CR | ₡11.070 | 24.38 USD * | -3.16% | 0% |
| Australian Dollar | AU | A$ 35.00 | 24.83 USD * | -1.41% | 0% |
| Polish Zloty | PL | 93,58 zł | 25.08 USD * | -0.40% | 0% |
| Euro | DE | 24,10€ | 27.74 USD * | +10.16% | 0% |
| British Pound | GB | £20.68 | 28.03 USD * | +11.33% | 0% |
| Israeli New Shekel | IL | ₪93.50 | 31.34 USD * | +24.46% | 0% |
| Swiss Franc | CH | CHF 27.-- | 33.22 USD * | +31.94% | 0% |